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1. (American) (3562↑, 1354↓)
Technically, an American is someone from the Americas - i.e. North or South America. However, it is so commonly referring to people from the USA that we'll just ignore that point for now. An American is someone who lives in the USA. Not all americans are overweight, ignorant pricks with an addiction to burgers and flag waving. Some of them are actually friendly, intelligent people\! Remember, kids: just because meet or hear one person from a certain place doesn't mean that everyone from there is like it. Oh, and did I mention that the actions of the US government don't ALWAYS speak unanimously for every last citizen of the USA? Just wanted to clear that up. They do think some wierd things, though.. They call football soccer, American football football, aluminium aloominum, jam jelly and so on. But belittling them for differences like that would be a bit petty of me, wouldn't it?

While playing a game, I once met an American who was a mindless, stereotyping, bigoted, ignorant prick. But did that make me hate all Americans? Well, yes. But eventually I got over it. I would like to find that guy and cave his skull in, though..

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2. (American) (2584↑, 1069↓)
Probablly the most bashed on country in the world. Things you should know: 1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we? 2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems. 3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us. 4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives. 5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp\! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of\!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad. 6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know. 7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa. 8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less. 9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country. 10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us. 11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars. 12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know. 13. We don't think we're better than you. 14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.

British: "They're bloody pricks too. Look at Bush." French: "Look at Iraq. What a dumb mistake." American: "Dude, we know our president's an ass."

3. (American) (1951↑, 1020↓)
legal resident of the United States; not really a nationality since everybody came here from somewhere else
4. (american) (655↑, 483↓)
This definition if for everybody who stereotypes America. - Just because we have a high obesity rate does not mean every last single person is fat, I'd rather be fat than be starving , I think most normal people would agree - We are not all stupid, yes there are stupid people but what country doesn't have stupid people, we have most of the elite universities in the world - We aren't all ignorant, many of us have a desire to travel outside the U.S - In school they teach us the metric system, and yes I know zero degrees celcius = 32 degrees faranheit - Anybody who says America deserved 9/11 is heartless and evil, they were innocent people and had nothing to do with the goverment's action - I know that American means anybody from North, South, or Central America but mainly it means somebody from the U.S because you don't refer to somebody from Brazil as a south american but just as Brazillian to make it more specific - You can't just sterotype a whole nation and be correct, I could say that in England everyone has bad teeth and drinks tea but that is not true for everybody and it is ignorant which is exactly the same when you try to sterotype Americans - Also the joke is on the people who are from different countries and sterotype us, I bet you thousands of people from your country come to ours so you are also making fun of your own people

Person A: Hahaha Americans are fat and stupid\! Person B: That is ignorant because American is not a race, Whites, blacks, Arabs, Hispanics, and others come to America so your making fun of your own people

5. (American) (212↑, 95↓)
1. Technically a definition for anyone who is from the American continent. 2. Typically used to refer to North American citizens of the United States of America, and from here on used in this context. 3. The greatest allies England has ever had. 4. Generally hard working, honest, intelligent and likeable

Ignorant twat 1. All Americans are stupid and fat. Ignorant twat 2. No, Americans from the [USA] are stupid and fat, the rest are alright. Intelligent Person. I doubt either of you two simpletons hare ever been to [America], let alone the USA and I expect you have never actually spoken to an American. They are our brothers across the ocean and I would die to project them. In a world full of enemies it is time to recognise your greatest friends. Ignorant twat 1. What? (accompanied by a puzzled look) Ignorant twat 2. He's a [Yank] lover. Intelligent Person. You two have annoyed be sufficiently that I'm going to beat the fuck out of your inward looking and [racist] faces. Ignorant twats run off to watch the latest American film.

6. (American) (713↑, 604↓)
Anyone who lives in the continents of North or South America.
7. (American) (136↑, 37↓)
People who reside in Northern or Southern America, but usually pertaining to the United States. Contrary to popular opinion, not all Americans are fat, eat at McDonalds, drive 4 SUVs, or think their country is the best. Many Americans I know eat like normal people though. Last time I checked there, I have seen more ads for healthy, organic food than for McDonalds. It wasn't like that a few years ago though. SUVs are becoming less common, and there is now a growing number of Hybrids on the road. Driving a Peugot around on an interstate highway wouldn't be as safe as a Prius, but still very efficient. Americans also aren't stupid at geography either. Most do know that England and Scotland are two entirely different countries. Not every American is arrogant about their country. The US is the world's lone superpower, but whether it is the "best" is subjective and must be based on many variables. Most the negative definitions about the US come from Americans themselves. Oh, and you can make fun of American culture, but chances are if you have a computer and internet then you are as greedy a capitalist as they are. America is a huge country, so there are definitely many nutcases out there, but you can't judge an entire country based on a few pricks on the internet. I have met many people who have traveled to America and had a grand time there. America may not be perfect, but it has a lot to offer if you look in the right places.

Bigoted American: "Our country can kick your ass\! Our culture is sooo much better" (answers Japanese-manufactured cell phone) Bigoted European: "Whatever, you greedy capitalist yanks" (takes huge handful of McDonald's french fries) Observer: "Guys, shut the fuck up, you both sound like idiots."

8. (American) (85↑, 19↓)
People who are made fun of by british people for calling football soccer even though calling football soccer actually originated in England. Also made fun of for spelling''mum'' mom and brits say we cant use the letter u. If we put the letter U instead of O wed call it Eurupe.

Ignorant British Guy: You stupid American its called football. Cant you americans get anything right? Intelligent Hardworking American: Actually it was from Britain. Read this report if you dont beleive me. Brit. Go drink some tea and kill natives. How does it feel to be stereotyped? ://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/its-football-to-you-soccer-to-me--fbintl_ro-soccervsfootball070110.html (Add HTTP)

9. (American) (280↑, 218↓)
What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.

That tourist is definitely American... we're in Japan and he can't say a single word of Japanese.

10. (American) (357↑, 303↓)
NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable. 1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell '[mum]' with an 'o'. 2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs. 3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.

1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj •American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA. 2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake 3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them •American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours. American: [ur mom]

11. (american) (95↑, 45↓)
An American is English, French, Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian, Greek, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani, or Afghan. An American is Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for God. An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of happiness. An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. The best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes. So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. (Edited to fit in U.D.)

1.Americans aren't just from the United States of America 2. person1- where are you from person 2- The United States Person 1- so you are an ignorant prick Person2- no, not at all

12. (American) (208↑, 159↓)
A blanket term for a person or group of persons sharing fiscal support of a culture of violence and oppression and linked by the common support [in taxes] of a corrupt government.

"Shut the fuck up, you stupid useless american."

13. (American) (553↑, 506↓)
1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States 2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons. Americans are [ignorant] and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs. America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are. Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is. Americans have no taste in [culture], [architecture], or any form of something other than [fast food] and [television]. The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism. All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.

I saw a guy who thought a bidet was a urinal and when I told him that was not what he thought it was he ridiculed it and described it as homosexual, naturally it ocurred to me to be an American.

14. (american) (347↑, 302↓)
for some reason they are not the smartest compared to the Romanians.

About some things, Americans are incredibly stupid. For instance, I’ve kept an eye on science and religion related ignorance for years. 15% of Americans don’t know that the Earth revolves around the sun. Half of the people in the United States (an allegedly “Christian Nation”) can’t name Genesis as the first book in the Bible.

15. (American) (530↑, 486↓)
An American is a fat arrogant bastard - usually armed to the teeth with guns and hamburgers - who hates everything and everyone who doesn't hate everything and everyone. Also he may be inbred.

British person: I'm British, Where are you from? American "half-human": I am an American and so have the right to carry and gun and rape my chickens. *British and French run quickly for fear of being shot by mentally unstable man who managed to pass the gun test*

16. (american) (303↑, 261↓)
asshole, shit ass, morons

Man: hey\! dont be an american\!

17. (american) (440↑, 401↓)
See 'Cunts'. Americans love: corporations, greed, ignorance, loudness. They have produced excellent music and some good movies.

See that American? It loves everything that is wrong with this world.

18. (American) (555↑, 516↓)
the less cultivated people in the world....most of the time fat and selfish....

What is the difference between an American and a potato? Potato at least is cultivated...

19. (American) (355↑, 317↓)
An American is a person from the two continents of America but generally the USA people think theyre more american A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one\! An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2 An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed

theres too many americans how many americans does it take to throw a dictator out of power who lives in a hole? 2\! whos more stupid? american "beer" sucks why are americans such cunts? why do americans think theyre cultured? why do americans think they have moral high ground? why do americans hate stereotyping when use it themselves?

20. (American) (242↑, 203↓)
The most mongrel nation of people without history, culture or a decent sport. Almost had German as its official language, was a British colony, displaced several native races in order to make room for their massive cheesesteak-munching arses. The French, the Vikings even the Russians were in the country before it even had a name. And every other word spoken is "awesome" pronounced "ossum".

Ossum LOL I iz teh pwn suxxor I luv Bin American and CNNT FKIN SPELL\!

21. (American) (365↑, 327↓)
1. A person that was born in the AMERICAN CONTINENT 2. People from the USA stole the term American and brainwashed a bunch of stupid people from other countries telling the, they are called Americans. 3.Ignorant people from the USA

1. Jose: ni hao\! im from Mexico chinese: OH so your American\! fuck you\! 2 Brit: hi There yank. US asshole: I'm American\!\! Brit: Fuck you, you are a fat and ignorant yank and nothing more

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22. (AMERICAN) (523↑, 486↓)
People that stereo type all other ethnicities and nationalities. A closed mind bigot that resides on the North American continent. A person hated by all other countries because Americans invade them and kill their innocent people.

Chinese Man: "Hey man, you wanna go grab some choy fun or some spare ribs and get a few drinks at Uncle Tso's Fortune cuisine tonight?" American Man: "fuck no, I don't like chinese food, they probably cookin cats up in there\!" Chinese Man: "well then go fuck yourself, you bigot stereotypical, racist american cunt\!"

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23. (American) (332↑, 296↓)
An overweight individual without any manners, generally ignorant, and quite self centered. This individual is usually unaware of the fact that they are ignorant and believes that others are staring at them because they admire them, when in fact they are staring at them in disgust\!

Hey Nigel, who is that fat slob over there with the cowboy hat shoving burgers down his throat? Oh, he is an American\!

24. (american) (639↑, 603↓)
Cultureless, mindless bastards who for the most part have no idea about the rest of the world...

"I'm an american, but thank god I've travelled" "it sucks being born an american"

25. (American) (585↑, 552↓)
Fat, selfish, immature people who are extremely dumb at math. They never stop talking about money. They also think their own country is the best in the world, which makes some European and Asian people think Americans are seriously retarded but they don't bother to mention it because it's not worth it.

We are Americans, we love wars\! We're the bestest\!

26. (American) (552↑, 524↓)
An American is your typical person everyone loves to hate, fat, stupid, redneck, a general twat with an IQ of 0.1

Guy1- Dude look at all these stupid fuckin' american tourists Guy-2 yeah......if only murder was legal

Author: Eddie-Iron Maiden http://american.urbanup.com/4157758
27. (American) (56↑, 29↓)
Americans are pretty amazing, not going to lie\! ;) We are powerful, smart, brave, and generous\! Just so you know, I am an American and I have travelled to almost every country in the world, I aced geography which is (oh yeah) REQUIRED to pass lower school so i doubt that any Americans can't locate Europe or anywhere else on a map, I have never ever even been inside a fast food restaurant in my life (shocker eh?), and there is not ONE fat person in my entire private school\!\!

Person 1 = look at that tall, attractive, well groomed, well dressed, polite guy with amazing teeth\! Person 2 = must be American\! :)

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28. (american) (317↑, 290↓)
A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.

Person 1: "Look, there's one of the tiny number of Americans that's ever travelled abroad." Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."

29. (american) (550↑, 525↓)
1. Stupid ignorant who thinks the universe revolves around his country which is made up of immigrants and stolen land from their southern neighboors. 2. Fat person 3. A person who loves to mess with other countries and who loves war. 4. Racist 5. A person who loves to see fat men running and tackling the shit out of each other around in thight pants while eating nachos and tacos which are made by the immigrants they hate.

You are ignorant, fat, and you love war...\! Are you an American or what...\!??\!\!

Author: Nothing but the truth http://american.urbanup.com/2402089
30. (American) (195↑, 170↓)
Any white person born in North America (excluding Canada), as a result of a white slut's excessive cum-swallowing through her vaginal cavity which is also as big as North America, to adhere the crown of the world once Hollywood's Israel nukes the living shit out of Arabs, leaving behind only China and Russia as major imports of child pornography. Contrary to many theories, Americans are not dumbfuck retards, it's only a mere coincidence.

European: Name a country that starts with "U". American: Hmmm... European: Nevermind

31. (american) (357↑, 334↓)
The North Americans, South Americans, Caucasian Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc.

It's a mixed land of different ethnic backgrounds and such.

32. (american) (68↑, 47↓)
A citizen of the United States. Use of the word is often a point of contention for Europeans, South Americans, and other Pussies in general. Americans are stereotyped as fat, lazy, or Imperialist. "Fat" due to getting off their ass and Work for a living, instead of relying on government to shit them a meal from the minute conditions are 100% ideal. "Lazy" due to the fact the United States is the most productive nation on the Entire damned planet Per Capita AND GDP, and the average U.S. worker pulls more hours than any Fucking lazyass country in Europe. (Look it the fuck up.) I suppose that debunks that load of retarded european horse shit entirely. Americans are referred to as "imperialists" because in 200 years they accomplished more than europe put together. They are called imperialists for their tradition of warring with democracies. Wait... we've never Gone to war with a democracy? Well I'll be damned. Guess that seperates us from alot of other countries then. While Europeans are busy with a fantasy of having the next Hitler or Stalin's cock up in their asshole, Americans ruin their dream by bombing their boyfriend straight to hell before they can become a threat to world peace. Like it should be. "Americans" arrived from the fact that 2 entire continents-worth of other countries either do not really fucking matter, or is ruled by a form of dictatorship and live as pathetic cringing slave pussies. Much like West and Eastern europe, really.

European: I Hate Amerikkka\! European really thinking: American, why don't you guys just let us get conquered already. I Like being a bitch, dammit.

Author: American Exeptionalism http://american.urbanup.com/4762388
33. (american) (162↑, 142↓)
somebody who thinks that the super bowl is the most important sports event in the world even though most of the world does not even know what American football is\!

an American: the whole world is gonna watch the super bowl tonight\! me: Gross\! why on earth do you think America is the whole world??\!\!

34. (American) (19↑, 3↓)
American - [adjective] 1. The demonym used to describe a person from any of the America Continents though it is most commonly used when referring to a person who was born in the [United States] 2. A synonym for "[retard]"

1. A: Where are you from? B: I'm from The States A: You're a [yank]? B: I prefer the term "American" A: Well I prefer yank. 2. A: I can't believe that prat thought 1+1=3 B: He's an American, what do you expect?

35. (American) (26↑, 11↓)
There are two types, stereotypical and the ones that don't show up in media STEREOTYPICAL: Overweight men who watch football and play football all day; Anorexic girls who just want to party and be like their idol, Pairs Hilton. Also people who over spend like crazy OTHERS: The kind that actually put thought into what they say, are proud to be American for the opportunities they have here and the history of those opportunities, the kind who work hard for every friggin ass penny they can get, the kind of people that started this country Yeah, sure we all overspend at least occasionally, and we probably all have fun being lazy at least once in awhile, and yeah we love our cars, but at least 55% of us have a heart

Yeah, I'm proud to be a non-dumbshit American

36. (American) (19↑, 14↓)
A person who is born in the Americas normaly in referance to the United States 1) Americans are usally considered unintellegent. This is not always true however Americans are known to butcher languages. As amazing as it my be the majority of Americans are intellegent while they my lack common sense. 2) A dialect of English that is spoken in the [United States] that is then broken down in to about 4 sub-dialects.

1) Yes, I am American, I can spell and speak correctly/ 2) American: "Hey can I have chip?" Englishman eating Lays: "These are crisps"

Author: The Chickenfoot http://american.urbanup.com/4951552
37. (American) (7↑, 3↓)
Any person from the Americas but usually means someone from the U.S. Contrary to the popular opinion of other countries (France,England, ect.) we are not all fat, stupid, arrogant, and violent. We still have the leading education system in the world, we are well aware that 1/3 of the world hates us and are not war mongers. If people want to criticize us for stereo typing they should at least avoid using stereo types in their argument. True we do have a obesity problem because of a high fat diet with little exercise to compensate. This is mostly because are nation is spread out across a vast distance and drive everywhere because of that.We are not violent rednecks our country has only fought wars when we believed necessary for the security of our citizens. Which if you look at the middle east and Europe where pretty calm. Also most of you owe your freedom to the U.S. for saving you in world war 2. So next time you say Americans are stupid, dum, violent, and arrogant remember we are leading in education, we saved many countries from being taken over by Nazi Germany. Also we are not all monolingual, all states now require 2 years of the same language to graduate and unlike other countries that require you to learn the native language before getting citizen ship the U.S. does not, in fact we don't even have an official language. P.S. it's not arrogant to defend you country from slander.

Ese [americano] es muy amable, inteligente y tiene un excelente español. For those you who aren't [Bilingual] maybe you should quit mocking the U.S. and learn some Spanish so you can translate that.

38. (American) (12↑, 9↓)
Love us or hate us, think about the huge, positive influence we've had on other countries: DEMOCRACY. Yes, the Greeks may have pioneered the concept, but had it not been for America's successful experimentation with it, you'd still be living under a tyrant. Also, the highest-rated definitions of this word SICKEN ME. You say we make so many ignorant stereotypes, when you made one yourself right there\! Remember, stereotypes hurt everybody. I DON'T EAT FAST FOOD, AND I DON'T OWN A GUN....yet. Hell, at some point I'm gonna need it\! So'll you\!

Anyone who disgraces true American culture in front of my face will be slapped.

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39. (American) (3↑, 1↓)
Just another group of people\! :) Not fat people who are so dumb they don't know where your or our country is.

Dumb person: mericans are fat and dumb and dnt kno wer der contry or r country is\! Tatahahataha\! Smart person: Americans are smarter than you\! Now stop stuffing your mouth with pizza\! Oh, and instead of sitting around all day why don't you try and finish doing your 2nd grade math. Dumb person: Becuzzz i haz oter ppl 2 do Smart person:.....

40. (American) (8↑, 8↓)
Usually what you call yourself if you were born in North America. So many young people are spoiled and ungrateful for the roof over their heads, their paid-for education, and the fact that they can just walk into the kitchen and be full. So many people slack in school and would rather [party] and enjoy their youth instead of think about their futures and how that will impact the lives of their children someday. We can be shallow, uninterested in the rest of the world around us, ignorant and just plain stupid. But not all Americans drive a Mustang, wear five pounds of make-up on their faces, stuff their faces, or play Xbox until 3 a.m. We don't all speak one language,(I'm on my way to speaking four) and yes, some of us hated Bush as much as you did. Some people are incredibly intelligent, some actually having ambition, aiming to study at the most prestigious schools in the country like [Yale], [Harvard], and Stanford. [Obesity] is a major problem here, but so are [anorexia] and [bulimia], especially in[teen girls]. We call [Futbol] soccer, and [American Football], Football. Calling soccer Futbol here will make people think you mean American Football, because Real Madrid is definitely not an American Football team here. I don't understand the American Football craze;being of Latino descent I do understand the FUTBOL craze, and if you ask around, yes some people can actually name five European club teams.

Why do us Americans only dream of [traveling] to France and Italy? Both beautiful places, but why not open our eyes and see the other places we can discover, like [Argentina], [Columbia], Japan, [Brazil], Mexico, Dominican Republic, South Africa, [Fiji], Egypt, [Portugal], [Ghana] and Spain? Its a big world and living in a single culture all your life is as boring as [The Hills].

Author: Percyomadridista http://american.urbanup.com/5507734
41. (American) (0↑, 1↓)
1) A resident of the American continents. 2) Connotation of someone from the United States. A stereotypical American unlike me, is overweight not very intellectual and hated because of a stuck up attitude. We do not see the appeal in using words such as: yank, bigot, and football (soccer). A stereotypical American believes that America in everyway is superior to any other country.

1) Someone from Brazil is American. 2) An American is to the world as New Jersey is to America. For an example of a stereotypical American watch the show Diner's, Drive-In's, & Dives.

Author: The Kid You Hate To Know http://american.urbanup.com/5909481
42. (American) (3↑, 4↓)
The ultimate center of steriotypes. Steriotyped as unintelligent, obese, and corrupt toward other countries. Of course, there are people like this is in America, but you will find them elsewhere, too. Also catagorized as redneck, demanding, bitchy (in males and females,) and spell terribly, but these are not as common.

Look at that fat American girl over there telling her Dad in a bitchy way how she got an F on her report card in a redneck voice\! Wow, she really gives that country a bad name.

Author: The American who is mad http://american.urbanup.com/5772664
43. (American) (30↑, 31↓)
A citizen of a country in which "freedom" has been stressed to too much of an extent for far too long. Yes, the word "American" unfortunately is commonly correctly defined as "an ignorant, bigoted, gluttonous prick". Those Americans who have exploited the word "freedom" are an embarrassment to say the least. I'm an American and I must say I'm humiliated on a day-to-day basis by my fellow citizens' ignorance, but to those of you who are reading this as a non-American citizen, please know we're not all the same. Anyone who is well educated in world history, however, surely knows of mistakes made by nations in the past. The United States is still a young nation and therefore still exhibits the ignorance that older countries have already learned from. When you think of the word "American" try to remember that while most Americans exploit the word "freedom" many of them acknowledge the word "accountability". Fellow Americans: We can change these problems. Humble Yourselves\!

Englishman: "Oh dear. Americans have such awful grammar. And why do they talk so loud?" American: "What you talkin' 'bout bitch?" Englishman: "Ugh..."

Author: Oops I'm American http://american.urbanup.com/4948993
44. (American) (0↑, 2↓)
Burger lovin, arrogant slappin, ape like creatures that live under rocks and can often be seen swimming out to see to catch mermaids.

European: Look at dat american, he be swimming like a flid Other European: Let's entice him with some KFC. European: Hot damn\! Dude. Other European: Bet he be swimmin for Europe to try and sell some shite. Other European: You stick your foot on his head and drown dat yank European: Hot Diggity\! You bet dude

45. (american) (91↑, 93↓)
The status of being from the USA, technically anyone from Nprth America, but most people use the former term. America (USA) is fueled by a vast array of citizens, most are stereotypes by some other race/religon in there own country. The south tends to be more stereotypical, that doesnt mean ALL people are stereotypical. The Gaverment is corrupt, they are nothing but evil Hell-bound politicians that only care about themselves...proof? Dick Cheney and George Bush. America has so many laws pertaining to political correctness that it is slowly turning its citizens against it, can't even say "Under God" in the pledge in school. Alot of Americans are under false pretenses that "America is the best country ever\!", when its not. Massive debt, corruption, rascism, and violence are not things to be proud of, unless your last name is Bush or Cheney. Unfortunatly, most countries fall into destruction eventually. A quick rise to power only means a quicker fall. My name is Nikolai Nikitin, and I grew up in America to an American family for 10 years.

Dick Cheney. George Bush. American Patriot Act.

Author: Nikolai Nikitin http://american.urbanup.com/2546422
46. (American) (5↑, 8↓)
Any badass, ass kickin', freedom fightin', shitty beer drinkin', gay ass soccer hatin', bald eagle ridin', foreigner suspectin' dude that will wipe his ass with your stupid books, and thinks that you can shove your bullshit diplomacy up your scary ass. And if you don't like it then wuz up?

"John, who was that drunk raving lunatic wiping his arse with the Union Jack." "I dare say he was an American."

Author: shitty von shittenheimer http://american.urbanup.com/6026216
47. (american) (4↑, 7↓)
1. A language spoken in the United stated, derived from English that developed through the usage of various regional terms such as: a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, nigger, [picnic] def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection. b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt. c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, pimpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide). d. East LA: taco, burrito, fuck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo\!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie. e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-nazi, Coco, Trump, fuck-you-honky, no... fuck-you-nigger, I'm Puerto Rican foo\!, pizza, yo. f. San Francisco: gay, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly. 2. The people that speak american. 3. A product or technology developed expressing the values of the american people.

Usage: 1. Jimbo: "Those messacans outta lern 'american' before they let 'em thru that fence. Jefferson: "That may be Jimbo, but it don't take much to pick tamaydahs, after a good wollupin'" Jimbo: "Still... lernin 'american' outta be a law, like lernin the pledge or prayin in school." 2. While the yank toured Europe he insisted on being called an American. 3. Jimbo: "This here's american son, you wont find this quality in a Jap bike. Now pass me that wrench, will ya boy."

48. (American) (25↑, 28↓)
A word used to describe some of the [richest] and most [powerful] people in the world. Americans are most often mistaken as fat, because of there overweight [british] ancestors. Truly though, they are rather [skinny], have perfect teeth, and amazing beauty. Many Americans like to joke about Muslims and nothing else, oddly they are very friendly to the rest of the world. Such as donating money or even sending in troops to save other parts of the world.

The only other people in the world that can be defined as true Americans are [Canadians]. For the [United States] and [Canada] are truly the best nations in the world.

49. (American) (163↑, 168↓)
Someone who loves mock other countries, act, talk, and look incredibly tacky and/or cheesy, and who loves to pervert the english language. Most chavs try to be as American as possible, if not actually American in nationality.

American: Color, Aluminum, Glacier[Pronounced "glay-sher"], Spelled Normal: Colour, Aluminium, Glacier [Pronounced "gla-see-er", Spelt And thousands of other mispellings through laziness

50. (American) (4↑, 10↓)
A person from from the United States because ppl from canada are canadians, ppl from mexico are mexicans and so on and so forth. A country that freed itself from the British with only the French for support, and fended them off again in 1812. We currently are the custodians of the Dollar, a universal currency that is legal tender in 94 countries and the European Union. Has the best, non-pussy form of football instead of futbol with foot fairies prancing around the field. Invented the bifocal, lightbulb, car, airplane, nuclear submarine, nuke, ICBM, Gatling Gun, Stealth Bomber, and the Bourbon. God bless America and God F*ck the Jersey Shore.

Brit: Blimey\! Look at the Americans wounded and killed in WWII, we owe them a debt of gratitude for bailing our arses out\! Nazi: The Americans blew up my house, killed our leadership and nuked our little Jap friends. We'd better surrender to them before the demonic, satanist, communists come and eat our babies and rape our children, beat baby seals, fund global terrorism, and give puppies to a Korean restaurant. Brit: Bloody good idea chap\! Im gonna go give my 4 year old a beer.

51. (American) (3↑, 9↓)
The New language that replaced English when the term Old Englishmen made it into Text Books. in other words. there is no such thig as english. it now called American. thus the Creation of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary is the Dictionary for the American Language

52. (American) (6↑, 12↓)
Some of them are smart, attractive, normal people... Ohers are fat,ugly and stupid as a sock Good at beliveing almost anything and making up lies. Americans are normally found to be of all ethnicities but are mainy stereotyped as Christians.

Person 1 - Hey look it's an american\! Person 2 - Is it fat? Person 1 - Nope. Person 2 - Oh, i thought they were all fat... Person 1 - Apparently not.

53. (American) (126↑, 133↓)
American is when you talk slang on the internet.

REDfren101: hey buddy whats up AMERICAN: yo der supa buddi, nuffin much u REDfren101: umm.. what happened to you AMERICAN: i b jus talkin american wit a playa REDfren101: oh ok. i b guessin daz coo wit me

54. (American) (27↑, 35↓)
Everyone from the western hemisphere who brag about having every single race in them especially the US. Like there is this American idiot who kept bragging that some of his family's relative were from Barbados, and he does not even know where Barbados is. I think he only heard Barbados from Rihanna's mouth. some Americans don't know where the rest of the world is. some just like this idiot even think Jerusalem is in the sky and the place where Jesus was born on earth is currently in Heaven.

Yeah I am talking to you American Earl H.

55. (American) (28↑, 37↓)
1. Greatest Beings On Earth 2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people 3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet. 4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them. 5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc. 6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life 7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries) 8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.

1. Briton: Wow, who is that amazing bloke who's just reeking with brilliance? Bystander: "Why, it must be an American\!" 2. Briton: FECKIN' AMERICANS BEIN' ALL FREE, WHO ARE THEY TO HAVE MONEY AND POWER COS THEY'VE WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME WHO THEY ARE TODAY? American: Well, not being socialists helped... 3. American liberal: "Omg guyz u totally have to end the warz man, ppl r dieing like tht nvr happens in wars and its not helpign iraqis or anything who are begging us to stay\!" American Intellectual: "We will assist them at all possible costs because like us, they are human beings as well, who would like to preserve and better their way of life." 4. Briton: "Oh, let Saddam use chemical weapons on us better than being politically incorrect by stopping him\!" American: *stops saddam behind briton's back in order to save his innocent people* Briton: "OYE FUCK YOU YA LYING BASTARD\!" 5. Briton: "Aye I dropped secondary the first moment I had the chance and joined a garage band instead cos we idolize feckin divvies like Peter Doherty" American: "Well, I respect your decision. But I, on the other hand, decided to further my education at Yale after high school." 6. American: "Yay, we perfected microsoft and computers, and hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc. What'd you do?" Briton: "Well, I made some really good tarts last night..." 7. See \#3 and \#4 8. See all

56. (American) (4↑, 14↓)
No one stereotype can define an entire people, in every country (except Scotland- the lary bastards) there are good, bad, stupid and intelligent. It is believed that the majority of Americans are retarded, fat fuckers with the negotiation skills of a landmine. Now this may be true for 79% of the population, but lots of them are caring, free loving people who want nothing but peace - these are the hippies. Useless layabouts who try to re-invent the corrupt system of the human world into what is essentially the same thing but only ever manage to achieve a severe sense of smugness, and a drug induced state of euphoria which they likely won't remember. Most Americans like to consider themselves international do-gooders and world leaders in ethics with such organisations as the KKK and NAMBLA. In response to the English's comments concerning their language and culture, they refer to themselves as the best parts of the world put together (like a sausage), and insist their variant is the correct, despite it being called ENGLISH. Rather than a sausage, a more accurate representation of the home of the retard with a superiority complex and land of ignorant narcissists, would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel. I would bet that at least 85% of Americans would have to research that last reference to understand it. :) Ya gotta love 'em\!

Me: .......would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel, American: What in the name of the sweet Jesus Christ every bodies lord does novel mean?

Author: The Cockney Reaper http://american.urbanup.com/5517578
57. (American) (8↑, 18↓)
Someone who cant point where China is on the world map Someone who cant name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil Someone who cant name all G20 members Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world. Someone who loves spending tons of money on cheap fake products imported from China that imitates their own country's product Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley Cyrus

German: Guten Tag, ich heisse Schmitz. American: .... Wassup\! German: Wie heissen Sie? American: .... err, wassup? American: Where are you from? Indonesian: Im from Indonesia American: Oh. Where is that? Indonesian: You know Bali? American: YEAH. So Indonesia is like in Bali? Indonesian: -_-" No. Bali is in Indonesia. Indian: Name a country that starts with 'A' AMerican: America\! Indian: Im from Asia American: No youre not. you dont look asian American: THe Capital city of Asia is China At "Global Young Leaders" Conference in New York, 2007 American: SO how do you connect to the outside world? Do you have the internet? Do you know what internet is? Do you live in mudhuts? Indonesian: Oh so thats what you call the thing you connect to from my blackberry. American: Whats a blackberry? Indonesian: Its like an iPhone but better American: REALLY? do they have it in the mall? Do you know what a mall is? Annoyed Indonesian: Yes. WE have more malls in Jakarta than the entire state of california AMerican: Where is Jakarta Annoyed Indonesian: *turns and walk towards the british*

Author: United States and America http://american.urbanup.com/5437419
58. (American) (28↑, 39↓)
Something you do not fuck with\!

Ted: Holy shit is he american? He: Your fucking right I am\!

59. (American) (22↑, 35↓)
A person from the United States (a boss country). Someone who is usually pretty chill, educated, and likes to have a good time.

Anyone who hates on Americans can suck a fat dick\! Like it or not the Americans run the music industry, olympics, wall street, they have the strongest military in the whole world, hell, our government even runs the mothafuckin planet\!

Author: brits are cool 2. cept chavs. http://american.urbanup.com/4532156
60. (American) (8↑, 27↓)
A person whos from america, heres some ways of spotting one: 1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food) 2. they have the dumbest accents. 3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent) 4. they have money called 'dollars' 5. they over-tip 6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it. 7. half of them are christian physcopaths. 8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said. 9. they think all muslims are terrorists.

fat american1: hey\! wanna go get some burgers and fries? fat american2: yeah sure\! fat american3 sees a man with a towl on his head: HOLY MOLY ITS A TERRORIST\!\!\!\!\!\! D: guy with towl on head: \<_\< oh great. fat american1&2&3 call '911' THERES A TERRORIST AND HES GONNA KILL US , HE HAS A BOMB, ITS A REPEAT OF 9/11, fat-ass 'cops' come: FREEZE\! towl headed guy: O_o i was just getting some burgers... fat-ass 'cops' get out pepper spray and spray man in face, pushing him into the police car: your going away for a loong time\! towl headed guy: oh ffs this is the 7th time this week. =.=

61. (American) (3↑, 27↓)
A funny speaking person from america, [yanks], their president is a physcopath. their accents are very funny indeed and most of them are [obese].

Person1 visting america: [Jebus] christ look at all these fat-ass americans... \>.\> fat american: (-.-)

62. (american) (257↑, 282↓)
The name of a mostly European import living on a big continent divided in two geographical parts: South America, and North America.

_"Hi, I am from Uruguay." _"All right, you're American?" _ "Si"

63. (American) (7↑, 33↓)
Lesser version of Canadians. Sure, you may be much larger, and produce SOME good shit, but really they are a bunch of belligerent morons. If you are looking for a good example, GEORGE BUSH. Often caught picking on their much more civilized (but also awesome party ANIMALS) neighbors to the north. The only reason we deal with you guys is you are our number one trade partner, and you'd probably just blow us to bits. Like I said; morons. Love, Canadian p.s free health care

"STFU you stupid american"

Author: lolyourmomsface http://american.urbanup.com/4953820
64. (American) (17↑, 43↓)
Usually an American is a moderately intelligent person (usually associated with the U.S.A.) who lacks all common sense of self fault. Arrogant most of the time and feels that their country is better than all else (even though they are coming close to an end as a nation) I know this very well because I am an "American" though at many times i prefer the term individual.

When Obama passes this health bill, american's which have an inability to admit fault, will drastically shorten the time left of their nation.

65. (American) (185↑, 237↓)
I am so sick of the stereotyping... yes, this has been done before, but I don't care, here it goes again. Our country is the coalescence of just about every other culture in the world. Although most Europeans think of the average American as being a fat WASP, this is simply not true. There is so much diversity in the nation that it's too hard to generalize. I am pretty modest and hate bragging, but I have to say that I am fairly intelligent/articulate. I cannot wait to see the rest of the world in its entirety. So many Americans around me feel the same way. Although some people can be ignorant, I resent them, and the same is true of any other culture anywhere. I will have a celebration the day George W. Bush is out of office. He is perhaps the worst president our country has ever seen... and can certainly stand next to Millard Filmore in the hall of shame. The fact that he was re-elected, it just blows my mind. But I digress. Back to the point, Americans are not one people. In the same way that British citizens, Frenchmen and Middle Easterners cannot be typified. Our country has accumulated a terrible reputation over the years... but I hope to make friends in other countries anyway. Say what you will about our excuse for a government, but please, don't think of us in the same light.

British person: Americans are stupid, fat, lazy, ignorant people with nothing to add to this planet. American person: You're stupid, lazy and ignorant for just saying that. Look beyond the rep.

66. (American) (45↑, 112↓)
A term used by old British folk in a bar/pub for ginger ale. American = ginger ale

Old man in pub: "I'll have a scotch and american, please." Barmaid: "do you want ice?"

67. (american) (32↑, 103↓)
a person who, judging by all the other comments, doesn't appreciate funny stereotypes.

non-american: all americans are fat. american: what? i'll going to shot you with my gun whilst eating this burger and send you to hell with the devil\!

68. (american) (58↑, 140↓)
makes anime seem awful

The dub american voices for Naruto is AWFUL\!

69. (American) (127↑, 211↓)
You go on and on about how Americans are so uneducated and can't do shit except shoot a gun, well, I want you to take a look at the entry you just wrote and kick yourself in the face for every error you've made. You make me sick. Ignorance should hurt. I live in the USA and I'm not a hardcore Christian, I'm agnostic. I don't own a gun. I am against gun violence as a matter of fact. I don't even own an american flag, don't see how I could stick one on my car. I don't go around eating a hamburger for every meal. And you hypocrites who say that the USA is full of close minded bible thumpers I want you to look at your entries. How many of you have actually met an American? ..Or are you just goig on past prejudices made by someone else? And about Bush? Not all of us voted for him. Not all of us wanted him in office. Don't pretend that the vote to get him in there was unanimous because that is far from the truth. Every country has there bible thumping, flag bearing, gun toting, fat son of a bitch. Don't pretend Americans are the only ones.

Americans are people just like everyone else, I half expected to be treated like one.

70. (American) (239↑, 323↓)
Someone born in the U.S. or just on the continent. Someone who is very open to every race of human that is willing to die for America and it's beliefs. The greatest people from all over the world are gathered here in unison. Me myself coming from Dublin I have grown very fond of this country and all it stands for. Accepting my family and giving us the chance to live in true freedom. I have friends from Asia, russia, ukraine, south american and ireland also. This is the country where I belong and the country I will die for.

Someone from anywhere in the world

71. (American) (33↑, 118↓)
Screwed before they even try to start conversation with someone else from another country because of all of the hatred; not even provided a chance to debunk the stereotypes.

American visitor: "Excuse me, sir?" British native: "Shut up, you fat, stupid American\!\! Nobody cares; World War II ended over sixty years ago\!\!\!" American visitor: "I was going to ask you the time... T_T"

Author: spinaltapsoundguy http://american.urbanup.com/4286194
72. (American) (53↑, 138↓)
A legal citizen of the United States of America. Americans have some of the richest cultural traditions in the entire world. There are even separate cultures within cultures. For example, look at the differences between the American South and New England; these places are very different from one another, ranging from the way they talk to the food they eat to the majority-religion. Then look into the different cultures of the people in each region, Southern Blacks differentiate from Southern Whites, and both of them differentiate from New Englanders. Even though we have many differences, we are united under a cultural blanket filled with unyielding national pride and patriotism that you European fucks could only dream of having. We know that people across the world are racist against us, but they look the other way when we tell them about our first class universities and the encouragement from all sides to think free-spiritedly. They ignore the fact that Americans have done more good for the world than almost all others. They don't hear about how we donate more money to suffering people all over the world than dozens of countries put together. They don't care about all of the good things we do, just the bullshit. Americans are talked about all over the world; if you're an American, try it; go to some weird country and see what the people say to you. We know that most of the world is racist against us, but what the fuck do we care? Where do you live?

Traveling American: (at a bar in Singapore) Can I have a beer? Singaporean bartender: Oh, you're American? ...(some time later)... Over here we say you're fat and stupid, what do you say about us? Traveling American: Uh... we don't really have any opinions about you...

73. (american) (142↑, 229↓)
To the dickheads who wrote def. 6 and 7: Get hit by a train, you bigoted, stereotypical assholes. Not every one of our 300 million citizens are like that, and you've probably never been to here, so fuck off, you stupid faggots. That being said, an american is generally referred to someone being from the US. We have qualities that are BOTH good and bad, just like people from EVERY nation in the world. Remember that, dickheads who keep making generalizations about our country.

Americans have both good and bad qualities, and not every one of us fits the stereotype non-americans have of us.

74. (American) (209↑, 300↓)
Denotation: Someone living in the Americas, North or South, more commonly refering to those in the US. Conotation(neg):arrogant, proud (of nothing), stupid, hick, redneck, bible thumpers, etc Conotation(pos):hardworking, proud (of their actions), loyal, dedicated, etc Conotation(neutral): god-fearing, christian, melting-pot-people, etc Native The "first nations", the only 'true' Americans, as they where the original 'owners' of the land. Note: First Nations did not have a concept of ownership regarding land. I think. Modern Stereotypically: loud, arrogant, proud(in the 7 deadly sins fashion for all you christians), lacking in intelligence, etc In reality: A nation of people, some live up to the stereotype, some don't, some live up to the american dream, that is: work hard, but alot of stuff and you'll be happy, but not all. The American culture is a loose conglameration of many different cultures, centering on european cultures because of the "melting pot" philosophy To those of you who dislike America, think of this: Hypocrisy is to tote beleifs you yourself do not have, to say all americans are arrogant, stupid, proud is itself and arrogant, stupid and proud notion. Thus you either think these actions are great or are a hypocrite. Americans do love their country, even with it's faults, but don't most of us love our country of origin? And don't all countries have faults?

"OMG Americans, they have weak beer\!"

75. (american) (117↑, 208↓)
*A citizen of America. *A person living in America. *A person having the personality of an american. By nature, an american is a good person rife with spirit, and is compassionate about wanting to make something of his/her life.

"I'm an american, dammit\!"

76. (american) (24↑, 118↓)
One who lives in the United States of America, obeying the law, following community standards and ethics, paying taxes, speaking the language, exhibiting national pride, and following the ideals of the founding fathers: self-reliance, ingenuity, duty, responsibility, and RESPECT.

Domingo is an American: he makes an active effort to obey the laws of the land, pays his taxes instead of living on handouts, speaks English, and treats people with respect. He celebrates his Latin culture, but he's proud to be an American, and calls himself an American, not "hispanic-american", "multi-cultural", nor "mexican". Some day, Domingo is going to run for governor of California, and I'll vote for him. Umbobo is from Nigeria, and although he lives in the United States, he lives under the assumed name "John Bobo", steals money from people, and considers America his personal toilet. He operates with impunity because he knows the law can't catch him, and they will just deport him if they do catch him, and he can just come back and shit on everyone some more. Umbobo is NOT an American, he is a piece of [shit]. Jose is an undocumented migrant worker. Jose finds it easier and easier to skirt the law, and eventually outright break the law to suit his needs. Although there is a legal process for living and working in the United States, Jose chooses to do whatever benefits him the most instead. Jose sends his kids to public school and gets free healthcare at the county facility, but does not pay taxes. Jose engages in identityh theft by using someone else's Social Security Number to obtain employment illegally, and in some cases, he uses their personal information to sign up for bank accounts and credit cards. Why not help himself? He feels that since he lives here, he deserves it\! 15 of Jose's closest relatives live with him in a 2 bedroom house, parking vehicles on the lawn and trashing out the neighborhood. Jose's kids have been brought up to disregard the law, and are arrested on a regular basis. Since Jose's oldest kids are also illegal, they just get released instead of incarcerated, because the cops don't want to fill out the extra paperwork, and the legal process to incarcerate illegals is too convoluted to follow. Jose knows that this is because his government, the mexican government, is closely involved in forming US policy regarding mexican illegals. Jose's kids are growing up to be competent and dangerous rapists, thieves, and murderers. Jose takes pride in his mexican heritage, and prominently displays a mexican flag in the back window of his truck. Jose feels that it's COMPLETELY UNJUST for him to be expected to put forth an effort or pay for services he receives. Although Jose LIVES in America, he is not an American. Jose is a parasite.

77. (american) (99↑, 193↓)
While several have said the most obvious fat, stupid, wasteful, rich and racist. I'll add a few new ones to all those hateful, ugly comments. Americans are truly for the most part caring and giving people. Most people wish they could be American. There are thousands, maybe even millions of foreigners who try every year to get that coveted citizenship. Most are tolerant, but there comes a time when enough is enough, that being said it is almost the norm to bash Americans and if an American show any sense of pride they are labeled a dreaded "Ugly American" Americans are for the majority the complete opposite of the bible thumping hick stereotype. Americans are of various races, religions and cultures a young country that is better than the countries who consistently bash them yet ask for our help when their pathetic and lousy asses can't get their shit together\! Americans can handle being called every negative name in the book by citizens of countries that are suppose to be allies. Some of these foreigners are in the US spouting their hate and they wonder why we don't like them???? It seems as if being a "super" power is not so super. If it means dealing with bs like anti-american rants. Americans just plain kick ass. It is just fact. Anyone who is an American basher is nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who only wishes they could be the shit coming out of an Americans ass. To those Americans who are ashamed of being American go fuck yourself. And to the other Americans keep Rockin'\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

1.This kicks ass\!\! This is American\! 2.Oh no\! My country is in trouble\! we need help call an American\!

78. (American) (132↑, 226↓)
geography lesson for all you fucktards: - America is a country.It is short for the United States of [America] - [North America] is a continent. [South America] is a continent. [Antarctica] is a continent. [Africa] is a continent. [Europe] is a continent. [Asia] is a continent. [Australia] is both a continent and a nation. - If someone says "hey let's go to America" , they mean the USA\! ^ If they don't mean the USA then it's too vague.Do they mean North America , or South America? ^ North and South are part of the name of these [continents] in order to distinguish one from the other just like how America (the USA) and Canada have two different names so as to distinguish two different countries from eachother with two different names. - Lay off the crack you fucktards.

Someone from the country America is an American. Someone from the continent of North America is North American.Someone from the continent of South America is South American. - DEAL WITH IT\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: stoned out of my gourd http://american.urbanup.com/1489120
79. (american) (117↑, 211↓)
*A person born in the United States Of America. *A legal resident of the United States Of America. *A personality.

"Ah'm an american, dammit." -that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.

80. (american) (24↑, 119↓)
A term used to describe citizens of the country "America" (Shortened from "The United States of America") On a less objective angle... An American (From the country America. Yes, while it can technically be used to describe those on the continents on the western hemisphere, no one else uses the term, therefore, it is fair to say) is someone who supports their country. And no, that does not mean agreeing with everything the government says or does (It's doubtable that any average citizen around the world agrees with their government completely) but to call one's self a citizen of a country, commiting acts of treason make such a statement questionable. While the United States is lenient on letting its people badmouth and wish for their country's loss, demoralizing the troops who are working so hard for their country and to liberate the innocent people of the Middle East, it is hard to call someone an American when that person is embarrassed to even be part of The U.S. No, being patriotic is not being prejudice (Although, I personally believe that everyone is prejudiced in one way or another, such as 'my mother is better than yours'). By definition, it is the pride in one's country. If you hate your country so much, instead of rant about it, why not do something, or better yet, leave. But I digress. Sorry to say this, but it's just not good enough to have legal papers to be a citizen of a country. At least have some sense of loyalty, eh? Like, I don't know... not making Iraq another Vietnam where we lose because of loss of support of the people and thousands of civilians died.

"I hate America\! I hope we fail miserably\!" "But... you said you're an American." "I am\! I was born here\!" "But you want your country to fail and destroy the livelihoods of you and your countrymen?" "Yes." "Um, why?" "Because George Bush sucks and we deserve it\!" "Then go to Venezuela and support Hugo Chavez and so South America can be united under one dicator..."

81. (american) (78↑, 173↓)
1. An individual from the continent of the americas 2. A term of nationality for a United States citizen, a nation who's population approximates 70% of western europe. Certain states within said nation are larger and more densly populated than many countries within Western Europe, which makes travel within and particularly outside of the nation monetarily prohibative for approximately 50% of the population. For that percentage, governmental working standards do not provide paid holiday remotely simiar to world standards (10 days per year.) These conditions prohibit experience outside of a limited sphere and therefore perpetuate ignorance and indifference. This results in the unfortunate election and re-election of a system who maintains these standards in the name of 'patriotism' and 'freedom;' whilst never really providing either iconic ideal. This group maintains psychological function by instituting self-protecting biases of uniqueness and self importance to maintain integrity, and anything that threatens it is fiercly defended against, furthering the vicious circle. Perhaps after witnessing certain evidential and undeniable mistakes of their chosen system of rule, the population will over time begin to realize that the government is providing more regulations than freedoms and will moderate their opinions accordingly. With the passage of time, perhaps these citizens can accept, and be accepted to a place among the world's great nations, rather than claiming their right as the 'best.'

I am an american (from the south, no less) and I'm proud of my diverse and world aware 50%. I don't believe the US is the best country in the world, however, I don't believe the rest of the world has the right to take the piss on 'americans' for choices half of us didn't make and don't agree with, especially when their understanding is limited and often misinformed.

82. (American) (112↑, 212↓)
A nationality of people from the continent America, mainly used when refering to those from the USA. Although the country was colonized very recently in comparison to the civilised world. As reflected in their people, the country rapidly grew in size to become one of the largest presences in the modern world, this was mainly due to the over indulgence in the vast resources pilfered from around them. The re-colonization of the Americas was mainly from European countries the main ones being Britain, Spain, France and the Netherlands.

From the lips of a Briton: "We have done some bad things in our time, we sent our criminals to Austrailia, and our stupid people to America. Unfortunately, it was found that a great number of convicts were later found to have not commited the crime."

83. (american) (37↑, 138↓)
haha ok so well americans (as in USA not south americans etc. etc..)....they are not all fat, annoying, arrogant, stupid, idiotic people. A matter of fact, there is a very large amount of people who have an eating disorder, and plenty of thousands of people who are not even close to being fat. americans are very athletic, just watch the olympics compared to all the other countries they're doing really well. oh and cmon they are sex crazed, and if u have sex 3 times a week for a year its equivalent to running 75 miles. yes some americans are very rich, as a matter of fact most of them are and most of them have to work fucking hard to earn their money, but also there are many people who are middle class. ok yes americans do have a fetish with cars, but many other countries do to. yes we have a shit president, but really don't blame some random american, cuz they most likly hate bush or didnt vote for him or are to young to vote so dude dont hate teenagers for their president they had nothing to do with it. ok now yes america creates a lot of pollution but also they are very into the whole environment thing,plus america is fucking bigger than a lot of other countries so really they're doing pretty well. america has some of the top schooling, yes its been dropping ever since bush decided to go with plan 'a' 'fuck up america dearly' but a majority of people are highly educated. and yeah that pretty much sums that up. oooh plus if you hate america so much, think about who kicked out all the native indians and took over the land and made civilization...europeans, so really you kind of fucked us up first.

American1: Ew Dude I fucking hate mcdonalds. American 2: Oh my god, ew calories, lets go shopping\!

84. (american) (54↑, 160↓)
1. Anyone born in the american continent (americas) 2. citizen of a beautiful country located between Mexico and Canada. 3. A way of thinking, good in the sense that itdrives indutrious, hard working disciplined people. Bad in that it also limits understanding of other cultures and suppresses interest in learning other things different. Americans are great people, I have traveled all over their country's vast and beautiful territory, they are kind and in general happy to live their lives, patriotic and proud of their country as they should be. The first love of my life was an american girl incredibly smart and stunningly beautiful.They have a strong culture and traditions. The problem is that alot of americans have earned the abd reputation they have nowadays. They are ignorant and too arogant to learn or acknowledge their mistakes. A lot of american tourists are rude condescending and filthy. Many travel on spring break to other countries to piss on their cultures, soil their beaches and offend the locals. yes It is the money spent in these countries by americans that help the host countries economy in some cases it's the main source of income for many families but that doesn't give them the right to just go around raping culture.They come to restaurants and order food that's not on the m,enu or are allergic to coriander or nuts\! A lot of americans also have the silly idea that god has blessed them in particular, little do they realise that god has left mankind a long time ago and he has no favourites. They also have wierd concepts like "terrorism", "personal space","jesus camp". In general they are very smilar to other countries but they have a wierd society structure, problems in highschools, bullying so tough that it causes kids to shoot each other. They are culturaly very diverse but their different ethnic groups tend to alienate themselves. They have all this food and they waste so much, they think of the darndest things like all you can eat restaurants that for less than 10 bucks you can eat all kinds of food, dteaks, prawns, chicken, pizza, salads desserts and yet they will take a few bites out of one plate and then go for a different one and all that food is just thrwn away in the end. they do funny things like elect terminator for governor. Americans are hated all over thanks world for what their government has done to every single country . Let it be the wars and bombings or the econnomical invasion with the transantionals that force countries to buy american products instead of their own. The insaciable thirst for oil, the unilateral "free" trade agreements and so on. I like americans, I've lived in the US on various occations and the americans i know will always be good friends of mine, they are people that love other countries as well and respect different cultures. Yes, many didn't know the names of the canadian and mexican presidents or in what year columbus discovered america or what really happened in ww1 and ww2 but that doesn't make them bad people. In particular I will always remember my first love: Azure. p.s. In a way you have to understand that they are arrogant because they have a bit of an identity problem, they come from all over the world, they don't know anything about the world and their country doesn't even have a real name.

Ex 1: person1:Damian is a cool guy, a bit strange but he is alright. person2:He's got a bit of an accent, Where's he from? person1:He's american. person2: Really? never would've guessed, he is pretty fucking cool. Ex2: person1: those american bastards are pissing on the beach\!\! person2: yes, they are the same ones that were treating the waitress at the hotel like shit yesterday. person1: let's go kick their ass\!

Author: Mexican philosopher http://american.urbanup.com/2192444
85. (American) (26↑, 136↓)
A term used to describe citizens of the country "America" (Shortened from "The United States of America") On a less objective angle... An American (From the country America. Yes, while it can technically be used to describe those on the continents on the western hemisphere, no one else uses the term, therefore, it is fair to say) is someone who supports their country. And no, that does not mean agreeing with everything the government says or does (It's doubtable that any average citizen around the world agrees with their government completely) but to call one's self a citizen of a country, commiting acts of [treason] make such a statement questionable. While the United States is lenient on letting its people badmouth and wish for their country's loss, demoralizing the troops who are working so hard for their country and to liberate the innocent people of the Middle East, it is hard to call someone an American when that person is embarrassed to even be part of The U.S. No, being patriotic is not being [prejudice] (Although, I personally believe that everyone is prejudiced in one way or another, such as 'my mother is better than yours'). By definition, it is the pride in one's country. If you hate your country so much, instead of rant about it, why not do something, or better yet, leave. But I digress. Sorry to say this, but it's just not good enough to have legal papers to be a citizen of a country. At least have some sense of loyalty, eh? Like, I don't know... not making Iraq another Vietnam where we lose because of loss of support of the people and thousands of civilians died.

"I hate America\! I hope we fail miserably\!" "But... you said you're an American." "I am\! I was born here\!" "But you want your country to fail and destroy the livelihoods of you and your countrymen?" "Yes." "Um, why?" "Because George Bush sucks and we deserve it\!" "Then go to Venezuela and support Hugo Chavez and so South America can be united under one dicator..."

Author: You're not going to stalk me, right? http://american.urbanup.com/2846387
86. (American) (84↑, 213↓)
A citizen of the United States of America. Most Americans smell like feces.

Hey Jean-Pierre, look at that American. Look at him? I can smell him from here. Mais Oui\!

87. (american) (47↑, 190↓)
synonym for awesome, better than everyone else

I'm an American. I am better than you at life.

88. (American) (134↑, 346↓)
It's like a synonym for "Amazing" just... a cooler saying.

"Oh boy, she actually rode you like a horse? That's American." "You made a hundred on that test? That's American because you didn't even study."

89. (american) (157↑, 441↓)
If you are american you incredibly awesome. Americanism can not be replaced with any other nationality. You have to be pure bred american in order to be as incredibly awesome as all other americans

That kid is soooo cool, he must be american.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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